10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz