10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls