10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek