10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22