10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth