10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake