10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.