10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.