10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright