10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson