10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"