10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.