10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant