10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.