10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs