10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die