10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave