10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.