10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."