10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek