10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?