10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A