10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for loners.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.