10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The all-in play works everytime but once.