10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker