10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon