10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.