10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is for fat, American losers.