10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.