10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for loners.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.