10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."