10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.