10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--