10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel