10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--