10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Welcome to kicker school
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo