10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs