10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"