10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz