10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)