10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
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