10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.