10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike