10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth