10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.