10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson