10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss