10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."