10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Welcome to kicker school