10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm